What we need now, what we really need, is a manip of the Master in Joker make-up going WHY SO SERIOUS?
I might even do it myself, once I'm on properly instead of dancing around the room to "Bad Romance" while I sort laundry and put nice clean sheets on my bed.
BUT SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GLAD I AM RIGHT NOW THAT ELEVEN IS OFFICIALLY AU.
....I feel this is necessary. Particularly since, were Heath Ledger alive and filming The Dark Knight, he would have prompt turned into Simm. It thus must happen.
But only after such important tasks are finished, of course. But I had just gotten Gaga out of my heaaaaaaaad I hate you
OH BUT I DO, I DO. I was gleefully shouting to myself, "I shall never have to go through that canon!" as I watched. Sure, I have to include the Book of Saxon and the Time Lord Supersniffer, but there are worse fates.
This is incredibly necessary. In fact, I feel that the whole of time may unravel if I don't. :o
You have to admit, though, it's one of if not THE best Doctor/Master song currently in existance.
oh god what even was that. All through this episode, I was all WHAT. THE. FUCK. Except for the bits with Wilfred who rocks beyond all belief, and the parts where I just plain cracked up. Also: THE RETURN OF CRISPY!MASTER.
...Ironically, my stomach is grumbling now. I CAN SEE THE MASTER'S FAAAAAACE!
And then the crazy Time Lords would get mad at you! Or... they apparently wouldn't. Because they love that sort of thing.
It is a very very good Doctor/Master song. Maybe Lady Gaga is the Master! ---actually, technically, yes, she just became him.
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT
Kanye West is the best person to become the Master of all time
OF ALL TIME
I laughed straight through this episode, except when I paused to shout about how TIME LORDS were there. Clearly, this is Crispy!Master and Survival!Master ganging up to say, "See how embarrassing it was to be us? Now we'll make it even more embarrassing to be you!"
You should now be able to shoot lasers from your hands.
Maybe they re-elected Morbius. Again. Which is an odd decision to make, as apparently they've decided to let the Sisterhood back on planet after remodelling the place.
Hey, I would believe it from my cat. Pishi is a crazy crazy kitten.
This apparently works for the Master as well. But magical bottles can work to defeat him.
(Of course she is! She is the Rani. It is her second job. The first is Being Awesome.)
I thought the scene with Wilf and the Doctor in the cafe was beautiful. Easily my favourite scene since they bought the show back. The rest of it was trying too hard to be epic, save for the odd moment or two.
Bernard Cribbins is really a very good actor. Why hasn't he had a knighthood yet? *starts campaigning*
I quite liked the Master, but then I expected to. I very much liked the scene with him and the Doctor when he made him hear the drums. Before he flew off, that is.
That actually was kind of interesting. I was hoping for more of reason than the Time Lords, though I suppose there could be more on the way. (If this is all somehow the Black Guardian's doing, then I think I'll find it in my heart to forgive quite a lot.)
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Date: 2009-12-26 10:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-26 10:23 pm (UTC)I might even do it myself, once I'm on properly instead of dancing around the room to "Bad Romance" while I sort laundry and put nice clean sheets on my bed.
BUT SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GLAD I AM RIGHT NOW THAT ELEVEN IS OFFICIALLY AU.
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Date: 2009-12-26 10:28 pm (UTC)But only after such important tasks are finished, of course.
But I had just gotten Gaga out of my heaaaaaaaad I hate youOH BUT I DO, I DO. I was gleefully shouting to myself, "I shall never have to go through that canon!" as I watched. Sure, I have to include the Book of Saxon and the Time Lord Supersniffer, but there are worse fates.
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Date: 2009-12-26 10:33 pm (UTC)You have to admit, though, it's one of if not THE best Doctor/Master song currently in existance.oh god what even was that. All through this episode, I was all WHAT. THE. FUCK. Except for the bits with Wilfred who rocks beyond all belief, and the parts where I just plain cracked up. Also: THE RETURN OF CRISPY!MASTER.
...Ironically, my stomach is grumbling now. I CAN SEE THE MASTER'S FAAAAAACE!
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Date: 2009-12-26 10:42 pm (UTC)It is a very very good Doctor/Master song. Maybe Lady Gaga is the Master! ---actually, technically, yes, she just became him.
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT
Kanye West is the best person to become the Master of all time
OF ALL TIME
I laughed straight through this episode, except when I paused to shout about how TIME LORDS were there. Clearly, this is Crispy!Master and Survival!Master ganging up to say, "See how embarrassing it was to be us? Now we'll make it even more embarrassing to be you!"
You should now be able to shoot lasers from your hands.
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Date: 2009-12-26 10:46 pm (UTC)Oh snap, burrrrrrn.
O RLY DO TELL
Oh Survival!Master. Clearly this is latent cat ability, because, as everyone knows, cats shoot lasers FROM THEIR HANDS.
Paws.
Whatever.
I believe it. And if I believe it hard enough, then the Doctor will live again.
(I bet Rani is somewhere snorting in disgust at the Doctor and Master's immaturity.)
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Date: 2009-12-26 10:57 pm (UTC)Hey, I would believe it from my cat. Pishi is a crazy crazy kitten.
This apparently works for the Master as well. But magical bottles can work to defeat him.
(Of course she is! She is the Rani. It is her second job. The first is Being Awesome.)
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Date: 2009-12-26 11:06 pm (UTC)Cats carry many strange secrets, I believe. Also they are capable of killing us with their brains.
-fffff I just involuntarily cast Simm!Master as Jeannie and Ten as the Major. IDEK why, but now the image won't let me go.
(I love that woman. Stop dragging the Master through the dirt and bring the Rani back, Beeb! ...But after Rusty leaves for god's sake.)
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
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Date: 2009-12-26 11:48 pm (UTC)ldfkajg;lkjsdgasdgdsgsdg
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Date: 2009-12-26 11:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-26 11:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-26 11:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-27 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-27 02:05 am (UTC)I would, but I have posts to make and things to write now that I've finished pulling together a State of the Muse post. IT HAS PICTURES.
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Date: 2009-12-26 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-26 11:08 pm (UTC)And the Master made me wtf every time he was on screen, without fail. AND SERIOUSLY. HE WAS WEARING A DOG COLLAR WHAT EVEn.
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Date: 2009-12-26 11:11 pm (UTC)I quite liked the Master, but then I expected to. I very much liked the scene with him and the Doctor when he made him hear the drums. Before he flew off, that is.
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Date: 2009-12-26 11:16 pm (UTC)That actually was kind of interesting. I was hoping for more of reason than the Time Lords, though I suppose there could be more on the way. (If this is all somehow the Black Guardian's doing, then I think I'll find it in my heart to forgive quite a lot.)