a traveler from an antique land

[The following headlines are from a stack of stapled, paperclipped, and sticky-noted newspaper clippings found in the Doctor’s library. Good luck finding your way back out.]

UFOS SIGHTED OVER LONDON – February 10, 2012, April 4, 2005, October 7, 1972, December 25, 2035, July 19, 1987, September 10, 1975, etc.

UFOS SIGHTED OVER JANYUR – Zaptle 50, awXX7, Yurtle 32, akXX0, Urplefurth 78, qiVV2, Gabble 111, piZZ2, Jeezie 13, jdNN4, etc.

UFOS SIGHTED OVER ANKH-MORPORK – Offle 7, Year of the Fruitbat, Grune 24, Year of the Cupcake, Ember 16, Year of the Tortoise, Sektober 19, Year of the Reversed Ptarmigan, Ick 1, Year of the Leaping Gnat, etc.

UFOS SIGHTED OVER ZANYTOWN – Gostbhust 78, Scoob 45, Tojer 25, Bokers 55, etc.

UFOS SIGHTED OVER NEW NEW YORK – April 18, 5b56, June 27, 5b77, October 2, 5b20, February 13, 5b90, December 25, 5b44


[scribbled on a post-it note attached to the stack]

Oh really, as if I had anything to do with these!



Community: theatrical_muse
Prompt: 219 - Headlines
Word Count: 160
Note: Ankh-Morpork? Totally not mine. New New York? Totally not mine. Zanytown? Totally not mine. Janyur? Made it up. London? Made that up, too.