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Sep. 17th, 2009 05:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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> MADNESS?_
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1: A symptom of an unhealthy psyche, characterized by behaviour uncommon to the socialized norm, difficulty distinguishing reality from unreality, and an inability to walk past a shop selling $.25 rubber balls, no matter how many the sentient unit has amassed already.
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2: A feeling of anger, characterized by grumpy noises and facial cues, complaints, raised voice, and a tendency to throw objects at or near the subject of the anger.
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3: Madness, March. An inescapable compulsion to watch human beings chase other human beings around a strictly-defined area with an air-filled spheroid.
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4: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!
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> NO, I THINK THAT’LL BE ENOUGH. THANK YOU, COMPUTER_
No problem, Dave.
> IT’S THE DOCTOR, ACTUALLY_
Good night, Dave.
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theatrical_muse
Prompt: 300 - This is... (with more than a tip of the hat to 299, Madness)
Word count: 162
Author's Note: idek
> MADNESS?_
Processing question and calculating variables for 2300 variations of the language you have chosen.
…
Processing completed. 251 answers found. Proceed?
> YES_
1: A symptom of an unhealthy psyche, characterized by behaviour uncommon to the socialized norm, difficulty distinguishing reality from unreality, and an inability to walk past a shop selling $.25 rubber balls, no matter how many the sentient unit has amassed already.
Continue?
> YES_
2: A feeling of anger, characterized by grumpy noises and facial cues, complaints, raised voice, and a tendency to throw objects at or near the subject of the anger.
Continue?
> YES_
3: Madness, March. An inescapable compulsion to watch human beings chase other human beings around a strictly-defined area with an air-filled spheroid.
Continue?
> YES_
4: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!
Continue?
> NO, I THINK THAT’LL BE ENOUGH. THANK YOU, COMPUTER_
No problem, Dave.
> IT’S THE DOCTOR, ACTUALLY_
Good night, Dave.
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theatrical_musePrompt: 300 - This is... (with more than a tip of the hat to 299, Madness)
Word count: 162
Author's Note: idek
