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ladyoftimeThree TARDISes, occupying precisely the same space-time coordinates but one multiverse removed from each other... crashed.
Three Doctors, very different from each other yet very similar… collided.
“Not this again,” the first one spoke. “I’m sure I had the shields up!”
“Is this what it’s come to, old girl?” the second asked of the console. “A systems failure the first time I take you out for a spin? You’d think the Time Lords could have taken better care of you.”
“Well, that was exciting!” the third said in a cheery voice. “Let’s see what we’ve got here, hmm?”
The speakers, in order: the Doctor in her eleventh incarnation, black-haired and be-scarved; the Doctor in her third incarnation, brown-haired and a little on the short side; and the Doctor in her fourteenth incarnation, blonde and loud.
They all noticed each other at the same time, and their voices overlapped. “Who are you?”
“I’m the Doctor,” they answered indignantly.
The Third sighed and eyed her taller counterparts appraisingly. “All right, let’s have it: regenerations?”
“Tenth.”
“Thirteenth.”
The younger Doctors stared with considerable surprise. The Fourteenth smiled modestly. “Oh, well, the universe couldn’t bear to have us out of it. You know how it is.”
“Hold on,” the Eleventh Doctor addressed the Third. “Which of us are you?”
“Second; you ought to remember.” A flash of worry crossed the youngest Doctor’s face. “I haven’t started forgetting things already, have I?”
The Eleventh bristled indignantly. “Of course not! But I remember you being quite a bit older, and taller, and more male.”
“Well, I certainly haven’t been either of you,” the eldest interjected. Three pairs of eyes met.
“Crossing universes?”
“Completely impossible. I sealed up mine in my last incarnation.”
“It’s not as if we’re immune to impossible. I’m here, after all.” The eldest Doctor threw her arms around the younger Doctors companionably. “What do you say we have a drink and sort this out, just us girls?”
“Well-“ the youngest started reluctantly.
“Why not?” the middle asked. “After all, it’s not as if the universe will explode just because of a couple drinks, is it?”
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Prompt: 216 - Impossible
Word Count: 352
Note: Unbeta'd crack guest-starring the Third Doctor from the Unbound audio "Exile" and Joanna Lumley as the Fourteenth Doctor from Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death.
Three Doctors, very different from each other yet very similar… collided.
“Not this again,” the first one spoke. “I’m sure I had the shields up!”
“Is this what it’s come to, old girl?” the second asked of the console. “A systems failure the first time I take you out for a spin? You’d think the Time Lords could have taken better care of you.”
“Well, that was exciting!” the third said in a cheery voice. “Let’s see what we’ve got here, hmm?”
The speakers, in order: the Doctor in her eleventh incarnation, black-haired and be-scarved; the Doctor in her third incarnation, brown-haired and a little on the short side; and the Doctor in her fourteenth incarnation, blonde and loud.
They all noticed each other at the same time, and their voices overlapped. “Who are you?”
“I’m the Doctor,” they answered indignantly.
The Third sighed and eyed her taller counterparts appraisingly. “All right, let’s have it: regenerations?”
“Tenth.”
“Thirteenth.”
The younger Doctors stared with considerable surprise. The Fourteenth smiled modestly. “Oh, well, the universe couldn’t bear to have us out of it. You know how it is.”
“Hold on,” the Eleventh Doctor addressed the Third. “Which of us are you?”
“Second; you ought to remember.” A flash of worry crossed the youngest Doctor’s face. “I haven’t started forgetting things already, have I?”
The Eleventh bristled indignantly. “Of course not! But I remember you being quite a bit older, and taller, and more male.”
“Well, I certainly haven’t been either of you,” the eldest interjected. Three pairs of eyes met.
“Crossing universes?”
“Completely impossible. I sealed up mine in my last incarnation.”
“It’s not as if we’re immune to impossible. I’m here, after all.” The eldest Doctor threw her arms around the younger Doctors companionably. “What do you say we have a drink and sort this out, just us girls?”
“Well-“ the youngest started reluctantly.
“Why not?” the middle asked. “After all, it’s not as if the universe will explode just because of a couple drinks, is it?”
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theatrical_musePrompt: 216 - Impossible
Word Count: 352
Note: Unbeta'd crack guest-starring the Third Doctor from the Unbound audio "Exile" and Joanna Lumley as the Fourteenth Doctor from Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death.
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Date: 2008-02-14 08:00 pm (UTC)Yes, yes it is!
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Someday!
OOC
Date: 2008-02-14 08:54 pm (UTC)"It’s not as if we’re immune to impossible" Ha!
Great laughs, my dear!
Re: OOC
Date: 2008-02-14 10:09 pm (UTC)Joanna Lumley's Doctor is awesomesauce, even if she only lasted a few minutes.
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