SWEET SIXTEEN!

[ladyoftime]

For this occasion, the TARDIS ballroom is decked out with banners and all manner of things that are strangely appropriate and much better than anything the Doctor could come up with. (The TARDIS decorated it herself.) There's food everywhere, with a certain tilt towards strawberry-banana smoothies, bananas, and jelly babies, and those little finger foods on toothpicks. There's even a banner that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" on it, and "SWEET SIXTEEN". (The 'hundred' was tactfully left out.)

The birthday girl herself has a strawberry-banana smoothie nicked from one of the tables and is now eyeing the decorations with a certain amount of confusion.

It's possible somebody forgot her birthday. It's hard, what with all the time-traveling and relative timelines. Good thing the TARDIS is here to take care of it! :D


{Right, so, birthday party post! This is going to be a load of multi-fandom meta goodness, so don't worry if you're in a community Eleven's in or anything. Just show up and bring presents. The Doctor likes presents. :D}

Comments

[youwillobey.livejournal.com]

If it's the Doctor's death, that could be arranged.

The Master does not ask! Which is why he's still wondering if it's the fabled Jelly Baby of Rassilon or just an ordinary giant baby.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

The Doctor would like to point out that the last time they met, one of them was burned to death and one of them wasn't.

If the Master did, in fact, ask, the Doctor would be entirely truthful, really.

He also wonders if the Master ever asks for directions.

[youwillobey.livejournal.com]

Were the Doctor to bring this up, which the Master would consider in terribly poor taste, the Master would point out that they'd both killed each other, so it was the Master's turn again.

Yes. The Master often blames the Doctor for the Master's long lingering paranoia.

The Master does not need directions! He got captured by the Axos for entirely unrelated reasons -- not that he was captured, it was all part of a bigger plan -- and he has a tissue compression eliminator to hand should anyone attempt to doubt that out loud. He never did work out how to get to Barcelona.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

The Doctor would quite agree, actually, but thinks the Master should really know better than to threaten the jelly babies.

That's just as well, as the Doctor often blames the Master for his stunted emotional growth. Well, and Gallifrey. But mostly the Master.

The Doctor supposes this was why they were holding his TARDIS hostage?

[youwillobey.livejournal.com]

The jelly baby would be perfectly safe. Perfectly safe and in the Master's sole and unending possession, yes, but, still, perfectly safe.

This pleases the Master no end.

Stupid intergalatic good driving despots! And it wasn't hostage, there was a plan. A plan!!!