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ladyoftimeWrite a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Elderly female busybody searching for someone to get into often nearly-fatal trouble with. Must not mind one and a half thousand years' worth of baggage or always being second-best to a ship. Must have a high tolerence for narcissistic and polygamous tendencies, as well as scarves and other clothing items lying around. Must be very open-minded regarding others' sudden gender changes, and whether it's really necessary to pass your driver's test to drive. Should be capable of dealing with swift mood swings. Must not expect tea as a deity-given right. Must love travel and jelly babies, and be willing to spend no more than a week at most in one location. Applications from both genders accepted, quite possibly at the same time.
Other meme!
There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you. So, let's play Friends With Benefits!
The rules are simple:
* If you want to be in a relationship with the person who posts this, post a comment saying "I'm yours."
* If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, post a comment that says "I'd hit it."
* If you would like to go on a date with the person just to see where it goes, post a comment that says, "Are you busy tonight?"
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Elderly female busybody searching for someone to get into often nearly-fatal trouble with. Must not mind one and a half thousand years' worth of baggage or always being second-best to a ship. Must have a high tolerence for narcissistic and polygamous tendencies, as well as scarves and other clothing items lying around. Must be very open-minded regarding others' sudden gender changes, and whether it's really necessary to pass your driver's test to drive. Should be capable of dealing with swift mood swings. Must not expect tea as a deity-given right. Must love travel and jelly babies, and be willing to spend no more than a week at most in one location. Applications from both genders accepted, quite possibly at the same time.
Other meme!
There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you. So, let's play Friends With Benefits!
The rules are simple:
* If you want to be in a relationship with the person who posts this, post a comment saying "I'm yours."
* If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, post a comment that says "I'd hit it."
* If you would like to go on a date with the person just to see where it goes, post a comment that says, "Are you busy tonight?"
