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If LJ Were a High School by Karen_Walker
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Your Status	FreshmanSophomoreJuniorSeniorEnglish TeacherHistory TeacherMath TeacherScience TeacherChoir DirectorGym TeacherPrincipalSchool Secretary
Lunch Lady	goodform
Head Cheerleader	johnbenton
Quarterback	mariajackson
Prom Queen	rude_not_ginger
Gang Member	great_arbiter
Band Geek	highlanderjamie
Theatre Geek	mjnorton
Chess Club Captain	omegaunbound
Loner Goth Kid	ambitious_woman
Class Clown	joshtownsend

Tenth Self: I think I understand that picture of you in drag now.

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[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

This is the greatest thing ever.

If LJ Were a High School by Karen_Walker
Username
Your Status	FreshmanSophomoreJuniorSeniorEnglish TeacherHistory TeacherMath TeacherScience TeacherChoir DirectorGym TeacherPrincipalSchool Secretary
Lunch Lady	selene_bhaal
Head Cheerleader	hunt_the_night
Quarterback	eleventh_doctor
Prom Queen	sublime_bolt
Gang Member	lord_of_memes
Band Geek	fool_rushing_in
Theatre Geek	bluemysterygirl
Chess Club Captain	turnabout_fey
Loner Goth Kid	slave_of_duty
Class Clown	strivetomend

My manslave wóuld be the loner goth kid.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

..also, the HTML on that is crooked. I was the principal, for the record.

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

You're quite the multi-tasker, aren't you?

I was a little disappointed they didn't have physics teacher as a choice. I've been a physics teacher before.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

It's a hard life, but someone has to do it.

I can see you in front of a class. I bet you were popular.

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

Hard lives, really.

Oh yes. Talk of the school.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

For you, maybe.

I can imagine. Did you wear one of those lab coats~?

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

Hmm?

No. Would've been fantastic, though. I think I'd look quite good in one of those lab coats.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

You silly Doctors and your multiple lives. Some of us actually do it all in one. Pah!

Me too~ I would've asked for pictures otherwise. Ah, cruel fate.

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

Nothing silly about it. It works very well. Don't know how you get along with only one.

Might have one in the Wardrobe. I haven't checked recently.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

Well. I have to admit I'm a bit of a special case.

Do check ♥

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

Mm?

Let's see. Pink poodle skirt, black trousers, disco outfit. Where did I get a disco outfit? I've never been to disco or disco dancing. Not that I remember. Might've in my sixth incarnation, come to think of it. Or my ninth. Aha! Lab coat!

There, there. How do I look?

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

Well, let's just say I've outlived several generations.

Fantastique! Heh. You look wonderful. Very sophistimacated.

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

Long-living isn't a bad deal.

I think it adds something to 'The Doctor'. Could use a little something, though. Wonder if I've still got the cat pin? Or celery, I liked the celery.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

It sure isn't.

...celery? Maybe some buttons.

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

Celery can look rather nice, pinned to lapels. Useful, too. Turns purple when there are certain gases in the Praxis range. Or even a light snack if I get hungry.
...What sort of buttons? Just... buttons?

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

I hope you won't eat it if it's already purple.

Nono. The hip kind of buttons. Buttons you pin to your coat, like broches.

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

I don't see why not. It's still celery, even if it's purple.

Oh! Brooches! I like brooches, they can have the most interesting patterns.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose so. Still, though.

If I find you some nice ones, will you wear the coat more often? That can be the payment for the brooches.

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

Good for my teeth.

I don't see why I couldn't. I think I like this coat. ...Can't promise I could keep it clean, though.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

So practical ♥

Well, there are laundry machines for that. Any colour preferences?

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

I'm nothing if not... sometimes practical.


True. Any colour will do. Well. I'm not terribly fond of hot pink or neon, look strange on me.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

Neon is horrible. Don't underestimate me. I'll bring you something next time, then~

[eleventh-doctor.livejournal.com]

I'll look forward to it, then.


{I HAVE NO CLUE HOW THAT TYPO HAPPENED. And it wasn't a deep, revealing typo that reveals things about the Doctor's personality! Really!
Since I already knew she was narcissistic.}

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

((That's what they all say. Okay, no, I believe you but you'd better not let this happen again, young lady/man!))

Good.