You Might Be a Redneck Time Lord If...
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ladyoftime20. You were exiled from Gallifrey for declaring hunting season on the President’s pets.
19. Your Companions keep complaining that the Slitheen head in the Console Room stares at them.
18. You first act upon arriving on a new planet is to hang a clothesline between your TARDIS and the nearest tree.
17. You listen to Dolly Parton while flying through the Time Vortex.
16. You once used your TARDIS to visit every Country Music Awards Ceremony held.
15. Your TARDIS has a bearskin rug in every room.
14. You’ve tried to put deer’s antlers on a Dalek.
13. You've met Queen Victoria, Shakespeare, and Beethoven, and you still can't stop talking about the time you saw John Deere.
12. You offer people hay to chew.
11. You have attempted to mount a Cyberman on a pole to scare the crows away.
10. Your psychic paper frequently proclaims “Ask me about baling wire!”
9. Your TARDIS tends to adopt the appearance of a tractor.
8. You have a sonic sickle.
7. Your Companion wants exciting adventures, so you take her cow-tipping.
6. You’ve tried to milk an Ood.
5. The Master wears black. The Meddling Monk wears a habit. You wear overalls.
4. You refer to the Daleks as varmints.
3. You think a temporal paradox is a disease pigs get.
2. When your horse made a mess on the High Council’s floor, you offered to clean it up with the Time Scoop.
1. Your first words after regenerating were “That bull sure was fast, wasn’t he?”
19. Your Companions keep complaining that the Slitheen head in the Console Room stares at them.
18. You first act upon arriving on a new planet is to hang a clothesline between your TARDIS and the nearest tree.
17. You listen to Dolly Parton while flying through the Time Vortex.
16. You once used your TARDIS to visit every Country Music Awards Ceremony held.
15. Your TARDIS has a bearskin rug in every room.
14. You’ve tried to put deer’s antlers on a Dalek.
13. You've met Queen Victoria, Shakespeare, and Beethoven, and you still can't stop talking about the time you saw John Deere.
12. You offer people hay to chew.
11. You have attempted to mount a Cyberman on a pole to scare the crows away.
10. Your psychic paper frequently proclaims “Ask me about baling wire!”
9. Your TARDIS tends to adopt the appearance of a tractor.
8. You have a sonic sickle.
7. Your Companion wants exciting adventures, so you take her cow-tipping.
6. You’ve tried to milk an Ood.
5. The Master wears black. The Meddling Monk wears a habit. You wear overalls.
4. You refer to the Daleks as varmints.
3. You think a temporal paradox is a disease pigs get.
2. When your horse made a mess on the High Council’s floor, you offered to clean it up with the Time Scoop.
1. Your first words after regenerating were “That bull sure was fast, wasn’t he?”
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