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Jobs the Doctor has been fired from:

 

 

Manager, McDonalds. Alias: Foreman, Susan. Duration: Not actually an employee, just happened to be behind the counter at the time.

• But I did get to keep the Happy Meal toy.

Professor of Divination, Hogwarts. Alias: Smith, Professor. Duration: 2.9 minutes.

• Predicted that would happen.

Secretary, Torchwood. Alias: Foreman, Susan. Duration: 20 minutes.

• Don’t ask.

Waitress, Sam’s Diner. Alias: Foreman, Susan. Duration: 2 days.

• Really, don’t.

Sales associate, Victoria’s Secret. Alias: Foreman, Susan. Duration: 3 hours.

• I mean really don’t.

Men in Black, WiB division (Women in Black). Alias: Agent D. Duration: 3 months.

• Very nice people, actually. Mostly.

Nerd Herd, Buy More. Alias: Susan Foreman. Duration: 3.3333 days.

• Apparently the NSA and CIA agents assigned there were guarding some poor chap with government secrets in his head, not covering up an alien invasion. Bugger.

Temporary commander, the Enterprise. Alias: Capt. Foreman, Susan. Duration: 6 weeks.

• Q’s fault.

Temporary Chief Medical Officer, the Voyager. Alias: Dr. Foreman, Susan. Duration: 6 days.

• Also Q’s fault.

Hula dancer, some little Hawaii tourist business. Alias: Smith, Jane. Duration: 6 seconds.

• Goes between P and R, rhymes with ‘you’.

Professor of Scientologistically, University of the Prussian Empire. Alias: The Professor. Duration: 12 years/the time it took for that particular reality to blink out of existence.

• Good riddance, too.

Manager, McDonald’s. Alias: Foreman, Susan. Duration: Not actually an employee. Again.

• I kept the Employee of the Month parking space, though.

 

 

 

 Community:theatrical_muse
Prompt: 284 - You're fired! Talk about a time you were forced out of something.
Word count: 253