You Might Be a Redneck Time Lord If...
20. You were exiled from Gallifrey for declaring hunting season on the President’s pets.
19. Your Companions keep complaining that the Slitheen head in the Console Room stares at them.
18. You first act upon arriving on a new planet is to hang a clothesline between your TARDIS and the nearest tree.
17. You listen to Dolly Parton while flying through the Time Vortex.
16. You once used your TARDIS to visit every Country Music Awards Ceremony held.
15. Your TARDIS has a bearskin rug in every room.
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19. Your Companions keep complaining that the Slitheen head in the Console Room stares at them.
18. You first act upon arriving on a new planet is to hang a clothesline between your TARDIS and the nearest tree.
17. You listen to Dolly Parton while flying through the Time Vortex.
16. You once used your TARDIS to visit every Country Music Awards Ceremony held.
15. Your TARDIS has a bearskin rug in every room.
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