The Doctor poked her head out the TARDIS door and nearly had it bitten off by a grouchy-looking, multi-coloured bird with downy feathers and four wings.

"Oops," she said. "Pet shop next door."

After a minute and a little bit of course correction, the TARDIS landed in a bright green alleyway, covered in tiles and linoleum. From there, it was a clear shot across the road to a bright pink shop boasting the best hot drinks in the galaxy. "There," she said, brightly. "A few feet away from the best coffee shop in the 51st century. What did I tell you?"